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På en togtur fra København til Jylland, sad Mogens Lykktoft, Anders Fogh Rasmussen,
en smuk blondine og en grim, fed kvinde i samme kupe.
Da de kørte gennem Storebæltstunnelen, hørtes der et ordentligt klask,
og da de kom ud, havde Lykketoft et rødt håndaftryk på sin kind.
Ingen sagde noget,
men alle tænkte deres...
Blondinen tænkte: "Det dumme svin til Lykketoft. Han ville sikkert pille lidt ved mig,
men kom til at ta' på den grimme kvinde, og hun klaskede ham en".
Den grimme kvinde tænkte: "Den Satan til Lykketoft har sikkert taget på blondinen,
og hun klaskede ham en".
Lykketoft tænkte: "Anders Fogh tog sikkert på blondinen,
og hun troede det var mig".
Anders Fogh tænkte: "Bare der dog var en tunnel til, så jeg kunne hamre Lykketoft en mere".
jan 2003
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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see, " replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men, " the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."
jan 2003
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jan 2003
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From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You're foreigners! Come in! Come into my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in. The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex, like a great desert camel."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after hearing what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Pakistani man replied, "Just try dem on, Sahib."
With that, after much badgering from his wife, he finally conceded to try them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years..... raw sexual power.
In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Pakistani's thighs.
The Pakistani began screaming:
"YOU HAVE DEM ON THE WRONG FEET ...
YOU HAVE DEM ON THE WRONG FEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
jan 2003
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feb 2004
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