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For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some survival tips.

> 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

> 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

> 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.

> 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

> 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

> 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts

> 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

> 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

> 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians

> 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

> 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.

> 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep"
Monty Python style.

> 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

> 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator"
sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins

> 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout
"RUN FOREST, RUN!"

> 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien
about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

> 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

> 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a
nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

> 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

> 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.