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35 reasons why Suzukis are better than women:

1. They don't get pregnant.
2. You can drive your Suzuki any time of the month.
3. Suzukis don't have parents.
4. They don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. You can share your Suzuki with your friends.
6. They don't care how many other Suzukis you've ridden.
7. When driving, you and your Suzuki can arrive at the same time.
8. They don't care how many other Suzukis you have.
9. They don't care if you look at other Suzukis.
10. Suzukis don't care if you buy Suzuki magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise! You're going to own a new
Suzuki!"...unless you go out and get it yourself.
12. If your Suzuki goes flat, you can fix it.
13. If your Suzuki is too loose, you can tighten it.
14. If your Suzuki is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with
it.
15. You can have a Suzuki of any color and still bring it home to your
parents.
16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Suzuki.
17. If you say bad things to your Suzuki, you don't have to apologize before
you can drive it again.
18. You can drive your Suzuki as long as you want and it won't get sore.
19. You can stop driving your Suzuki as soon as you want and it won't get
frustrated.
20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Suzuki after you dump
it.
21. Suzukis don't get headaches.
22. Suzukis don't insult you if you're a bad driver.
23. Your Suzuki never wants a night out with the other Suzukis.
24. Suzukis don't care if you're late.
25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Suzuki.
26. If your Suzuki doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
27. You can drive your Suzuki the first time you meet it, without having to
take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
28. The only protection you have to wear when driving your Suzuki is a
decent seat belt.
29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great drive you had the
last time you were in your Suzuki.
30. Your Suzuki is never embarrassed to go topless in public.
31. You only have to feed your Suzuki when you use it.
32. A rocky relationship with your Suzuki is actually fun.
33. Suzukis don't care how much money you spend on them.
34. You never have to worry about your Suzuki spending your money.
35. You don't have to remember your Suzuki's birthday, when you first met,